Good afternoon chaps and chapesses, we’ve got a huge number of new products coming in for the summer this year, and I thought I’d take this opportunity to talk you through some brand new recent additions.
Firstly, the Science Museum’s official clock! Far more accurate and detailed than your garden variety alarm clock, the science clock tells you the humidity, temperature and a host of other information. It’s also great for people like me who find it hard to open their eyes in the morning, as bashing the top of it will result in it telling you the time out loud so you can judge whether you really have to get up or if you can afford just 5 more minutes.
The ever popular scratch map has been shrunk down to the size of the UK & Ireland, but by being smaller it’s become far more detailed than before. How many of our nation’s counties have you been to? Have you seen what Scotland, Wales, or the two Irelands have to offer? Keep track of your travels and learn more about the places you’ve been.
Summer means it’s time for the men to make fire and overcook sausages, but to do that they’re going to need more than just an apron. How about a manly cooking overall that holds beer, phone, tongs and an abundance of other objects that make it feel more like the Bat-belt than an apron? It’s a great gift for father’s day and an excellent addition to the summer range.
Finally we come to my personal favourite, childish though it may be. There’s nothing better than drenching each other in a summery water fight, and we’ve got a huge range of aquatic warfare items to arm you in the battle against boredom. The water bomb set contains a slingshot, more than 250 water balloons, carry cases and quick-fill caps to make it an excellent addition to your arsenal.