I hope I find you well. The reason I’m writing is because I’m becoming increasingly concerned that the world we find ourselves in is going insane. I don’t say this in a judgemental or condescending way, it’s just that I’ve noticed some disturbing trends at the moment. Please allow me to offer a few examples.
The image above is a frighteningly genuine new invention called Bowser Beer for dogs. The beer doesn’t contain any hops, carbonation or alcohol, and it comes in two flavours: chicken or beef. Basically, it’s meat water. It’s not beer, it’s got no resemblance to beer, and even if it did, why would a dog want to get drunk? They’re already slow witted, overly affectionate creatures who dribble more than is acceptable.
My second concern is the aforepictured Bill Murray colouring book, “Thrill Murray”. While I am ostensibly in favour of anything designed to thrill myself or any other Murrays out there, I can’t help but think that if someone purchased me this item I would struggle to appear anything but mildly confused as to why it exists.
The image doesn’t do it justice. This woman has decided that the best way to commemorate the Olympics is to “design a sculpture that sings differently to everyone who approaches it”. At least, that’s what she claims. What she’s actually done is piled up a lot of stones, shoved some speakers and motion sensors into it, and called it art. Seriously, watch THIS VIDEO of her describing it. Go ahead. I don’t mind waiting. Watch it.