Archive for October, 2011

Happy Halloween!

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Unlucky #11

Last week, we showed you 10 of the best Halloween costumes from the internet, and today we want you to show us your best costumes. If you dressed up at the weekend, or you’re dressing up tonight, we want to see it, so send your best photos to customer.services@gadgets.co.uk! Please only send the photos if you’re happy for us to feature them either on our website or facebook, and include your full name somewhere in the email so we can give you proper credit for them!

Have you ever wondered why we dress up on Halloween? It all comes from Ireland where the Celts believed that, on their new years eve (which was October 31st), the line between the land of the living and the land of the dead became blurry, and the spirits of the dead would be able to cross over into the land of the living.

Because the Celts were afraid of the spirits, they used to disguise themselves as inhuman, hoping to fool the dead into leaving them alone. They would take to the streets and wander around with their faces covered in ash and wearing dirty rags. Over centuries, it maintained itself as a tradition, and when the Irish immigrated to America in the 1800s they brought it with them. Since then, it’s evolved into the happier form of dressing up that we know today.

Happy Halloween everyone, and remember to send us your photos!

Like it! Review and Competition: Epic Stamps

Friday, October 28th, 2011

 

Like It!

This competition is now closed! Thanks for entering.

Introducing “Like It!” – the blog feature in which we more or less just get to play with the gadgets and gizmos we like best and show you what makes them so cool.

But you know what they say; if you love something, let it go. We’ll be letting go of one of each item that we review weekly as it will be up for grabs on our Facebook page. All you have to do is to ‘like’ our page (aha, see what we did there?) and go to the competition tab where you can enter your details for the chance to win. Every Friday we’ll announce the winner and we’ll have another top gadget to give away.

Speaking of winning: here’s the first item we’ve chosen for Like It! – a pair of Epic Win and Epic Fail stamps. How appropriate. Simply head over to the competition page and enter your details to be in with a chance of winning.

Epic Stamps

Win!

Here at Gadget HQ. we’ve been using the stamps to highlight office successes and disasters. Our most notable failure this week has been our attempt to carve some Halloween pumpkins. I had high hopes of carefully crafting our logo into the side of a large vegetable. Unfortunately as I began to cut into my pumpkin, it became clear that it had seen better days as I was knocked backwards off my chair by the most evil smell I’ve ever experienced. I disposed of my rotten vegetable. This may have been an epic fail but not more-so than Murray’s sorry looking pumpkin which he lovingly named Jerry. Pass me the stamp…

Pumpkin Fail

Fail!

So we may not be sculptors but at least we’re handsome… ahem. Well Murray clearly thinks his face is an epic win at any rate. We were thinking that these could definitely come in handy at parties… or maybe speed dating.

Murray Win

Win...?

What I’d really like to see is these in use in schools. How much cooler is your teacher going to be if they use modern internet slang to mark your work? That’s a hundred times better than the old smiley face. Contrary to what our behaviour may suggest, we all left school some time ago and so we don’t happen to have any old jotters around to test them out on. I did however get some of my painstakingly detailed artwork evaluated. Hmm.

Artfail

Epic Fail!

So we definitely like the epic stamps and if you’d like to get your hands on a set, all you have to do is to head over to Facebook now, click  the competition tab and enter your details for the chance to win. Good luck!

Halloween Costume Hilarity

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

Yes, it’s another Halloween-themed post. What were you expecting? Today, we’re celebrating with the Top 10 Phenomenally Brilliant Halloween Costumes. So, without further ado, we begin our countdown with:

#10:

Lego Star Wars
Aren’t you a little rectangular to be a stormtrooper?

 (www.wired.com)

#9:

iPod Nanos
iPod Nanos.

 (www.thetoyzone.com)

#8:

8-bit
All your face are belong to us.

 (www.badatsports.com)

#7:

Fluffy
Evidently, Harry’s cloning machine still had some kinks to be worked out.

 (2.bp.blogspot.com)

#6:

Tetris
The budget cuts had really hit the Teletubbies hard.

 (www.collegehumor.com)

#5:

Lobster
Did somebody order the cute?

 (www.digitalbusstop.com)

 #4:

Krang
This costume is turtley awesome.

 (www.gawkerassets.com)

#3:

Tauntaun
Passenger not included.

 (www.geekologie.com)

#2:

Pacman
I ain’t afraid of these ghosts.

 (www.thetanookie.com)

 #1:

Car
Hands-down, this is awesome. Hands-up somewhat ruins the trick.

 (borepatch.blogspot.com)

 

Of course, if you haven’t got the time or inclination to spend hours of your life constructing an intricate costume for a one-time use, our Flippin’ Frightening T-Shirts are the perfect Halloween costume for you! A casual t-shirt that flips over into a creature of the night, they’re an excellent quirky costume and a cool talking point for those last-minute parties.

Trick or Treat

Monday, October 24th, 2011

 Trick or TreatAs you may have noticed, our Trick Or Treat promotion is up and running this week, with a £10 voucher up for grabs every day, as well as a trick or treat in every single order. But have you ever wondered where we get all these Halloween traditions from?

SaltireTrick or treating comes from Scotland (you’re welcome), where it was originally called Guising. Children in disguise would stop and knock on doors asking for cakes or money in return for providing some kind of entertainment, usually singing or a joke; unlike today, the original form meant the children would perform a trick for a treat.

Jack

The story of the jack-o’-lantern comes from an Irish legend, where a mischievous man named Jack had a drink with the devil. Not wanting to pay the bar woman, he convinced the devil to turn into a coin that Jack could use to pay for the drinks. As soon as he made the devil do it, Jack trapped the coin in his wallet next to a silver cross, preventing the devil from transforming into his true form. He was released on the guarantee that he would not trouble Jack for 1 year and would not take his soul if he died.

After the year, the devil returned for Vengeance but, feeling invincible after their first close encounter, Jack tricked him once more, this time getting him to climb a tree to pick a fresh piece of fruit. When he was in the tree, Jack carved a cross into the trunk so the devil could not climb down unless he promised Jack not to bother him so long as he lived.

When Jack died, his sins were declared too much for heaven, and the devil stayed true to his word that he wouldn’t claim his soul, denying him entry to hell. He sent Jack into the night without a goodbye, tossing him only an ember for light. Jack carved out a turnip and placed the ember in it so as not to burn his hands, and has been roaming the Earth ever since. That is the amazing story of the jack-o’-lantern.

Happy Halloween Week!

Knigel the Knitted Kninja’s Discovery

Friday, October 21st, 2011

It was quiet out there tonight. Maybe too quiet. It wasn’t obvious but my finely-tuned senses were telling me that something wasn’t quite right. Allow me to introduce myself: name’s Knigel. Sure it’s not fancy, but I get by. These days I’m spending my time at Gadget HQ, casing the joint for what we in the business refer to as “suspicious activities”. I can’t tell you who gave me the job, or what they’re paying, but what I can say is that they want to know what’s going on behind these doors real bad.

I’ve been here three years now, and tonight was the first time I caught a break. I found a bucket full of sweets just sitting there with no reason or rhyme for it. These guys don’t move sweets, they’re into bigger game, you know, miscellaneous electronics, gadgets, the sorta stuff that gets you in trouble if you don’t know what you’re doing with it. But this stuff… this is amateur product, candy with Halloween pictures on them. I didn’t know what they were up to, but I was sure as hell gonna find out.

I found two more buckets of the stuff, same brand, same product. Something wasn’t right. I took a swig from my hip flask and surveyed the scene. Halloween candy… it didn’t make sense. Then I caught my second break. A note at the bottom of the bucket with “trick or treat giveaway” written on it. Something about it didn’t sit right, but whichever way I turned I found myself at the same conclusion:

Me amongst the sweets

These guys were giving away sweets.

I checked my pocket watch; they’d be back soon, and I wasn’t in the mood for getting caught. I knew with enough time I could figure this out, but it wasn’t going to be tonight. I took another swig, and slipped back into my hiding place…

Virgin Galactic

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Space. The final frontier. An infinite nothingness interrupted only by occasional oases of galaxies, colourful but lifeless deserts in a large, bleaker wilderness. A harsh, unforgiving environment where nothing can survive, it is the absolute embodiment of empty, the infinite abyss, the definition of the word “nothing”; unreachable, undiscovered and unexplored.

Branson

Enter Branson (to the Darth Vader theme).

In typical over-the-top fashion, Sir Richard opened his new spaceport in New Mexico by abseiling down the structure, all the while supping champagne from a bottle. It’s cost him an absolute fortune, but he appears to be nearing the end of his commercial space flight dream, with the first incredibly expensive forays set to begin sometime next year.

Here at Gadget HQ, we’ve had a look at getting ourselves into space next year, but sadly we don’t have £127k we can just say goodbye to for a holiday. It seems that we, along with 99% of the global population, will just have to make do with watching in jealous awe as the better off fly to the very edge of space, eyes wide open for a glimpse of Earth from the heavens.

To be fair to Branson, he doesn’t seem like he wants it to be exclusive to the rich and famous, the fact of the matter is that it simply has to be. $209 million dollars has been spent on the spaceport alone, so while I’m sure he would like to be giving it all away for free, he will know that he can’t have it all his way. Even at these inflated prices, he’s relying on customers coming back for more if Virgin Galactic is to be a viable venture.

In another life, this type of adventure may be affordable to the likes of you or I, but even if it isn’t, Sir Richard still deserves high praise for his vision and the drive with which he has followed it; it truly is a massive achievement.

The T3 Gadget Awards

Monday, October 17th, 2011
Kinect

Kinect

The results of this years T3 Gadget Awards are in, and the official gadget of the year is Microsoft’s X-Box Kinect. It’s pretty hard to argue with that, over 10,000,000 units sold in less than a year speaks volumes about it’s brilliance. Having used it a couple of times, it’s an awesome piece of kit, and quite mind blowing when you first use it. Edging out contemporaries such as the Nintendo 3DS and PS3, Kinect is a worthy winner.

Twitter

Twitter

So too is Twitter, winner of the Digital Media Service of the Year award, further cementing Facebook’s rise and fall. It seems to reflect the general consensus that Facebook is just becoming a bit much, and it looks like it just gets better for Twitter.

Amazon’s Kindle had a rendezvous with the Commuter Gadget of the Year category, and again it’s tricky to argue with that. Sure, the iPad, iPhone and iPod are all very useful, but there’s just something about the Kindle that places it above it’s competitors. With a little bit of luck, it can probably beat them again next year.

Dre

Dre

In his first Gadgets Blog appearance, kudos to Dr. Dre for walking away with the Music Gadget of the Year award for his Monster Beats headphones. Top-quality excellence from one of hip-hops finest, he’s defeated some impressive competition on his way to victory.

I have to say though, if I had my way, the gadget of the year would be the Dyson Airblade. It’s eco-friendly, stylish, effective… the only downside is that I’m not allowed one in my house. But to each his own, and I can’t really fault any of the winners as they’re all deserving of recognition.

For the full results of the awards, visit: http://awards.t3.com/categories.

It’s Egg Day!

Friday, October 14th, 2011

Oh yes my friends: 14th October is officially EGG DAY! As a result, we’ve hatched a plan to teach you some incredible egg-related facts.

Double Yolk

A two-fer!

Some of you may have seen the phenomenon of a “double-yolker”, where instead of getting one yolk in your egg, you get a bonus eggstra yolk as well. But did you know that the most yolks ever found in one shell was nine! Really, think about that for a second. Nine. In one egg. In human terms, that’s like giving birth to nontouplets, it’s incredible.

Most people know the largest egg in the world belongs to the ostrich, but the tiniest bird egg in the world belongs to the bee hummingbird, and it weighs only half a gram. To put it into context, my ring, which sits unnoticed on my hand every single day, weighs eight times as much as that. It’s unbelievably tiny.

Ouef

Ouef

In France, new brides break an egg on the threshold of their new homes for good luck and healthy babies. While it’s a nice tradition, I can’t help but think that it’s going to ruin the carpets before they’ve even really moved in. Unless they’re getting new carpets fitted of course, then I suppose they can go to town on the old ones. Especially if they’re a bit old and decrepit anyway, I mean why would you want a mouldy carpet?

During the spring equinox, it is said that an egg will stand on it’s small end, but only for that one day of the year. There are images of this taking place, but scientifically it has absolutely nothing to do with the equinox and is most likely down to the individual characteristics of those eggs.

The entire month of May has been declared National Egg Month, and is the time of year to celebrate the many benefits of… wait a second, there’s an entire month devoted to eggs and we’re talking about egg day? This is ridiculous.

Happy Egg Day

From us, to you.

Paws For Thought

Wednesday, October 12th, 2011

The following appeal is sponsored by National Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work Day.

This is Barnaby.

Barnaby

Barnaby

When he was younger, he dreamed of a life filled with love, delivering jelly beans and friendships to a small child somewhere out there in the big wide world. But in these times of global stringency, parents are cutting their teddy budget by a whopping 68%, and it’s bears like Barnaby that are suffering.

Barnaby’s jelly beans have expired, and now we can’t sell them on our website anymore. Passionate conservationist that he is, Sam tried eating the out of date treats to reduce the waste; that was last Thursday, and we haven’t seen him since. The bears themselves now sit in our office, de-beaned before their time, waiting in plastic boxes for the inevitable end.

Barnaby is the lucky one; his box split, making him unsellable, and we took him in as our own. But we don’t have room to give all these bears the love they so desperately need… and that’s where you come in.

Here at Gadget HQ, we never put a healthy bear down. We can’t sell them as new, but the bears are slowly but surely making their way onto eBay, where you can bid on them starting from just £0.01. These lovely little guys deserve a chance at a new life, and for a tiny one-off fee, you can give them that.

So please, head over to http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/gadgetsoutlet/m.html and give Leighton, Clifford, Sidney, Mason, Gerald, Cassandra, Elodie, Dudley, Penelope, Roland, Patricia or Edward the love and happiness that they deserve.

With your help, we can make sure teddys all over the world never suffer loneliness or depression ever again. Thanks for listening.

Oh yeah, and they also come with a mug. So, y’know, that’s nice too.

Marmite, Bagpuss and Liam Neeson

Monday, October 10th, 2011

It’s Murray Monday again, and that means it’s time for another Top 5 list! Apparently the top 5 reasons it’s acceptable for a man to watch Gilmore Girls whenever he wants isn’t gadgety enough, so it’s:

The Top 5 Product Tie-Ins

5. Marmite Money Jar

Marmite Jar

Marmite Jar

This really doesn’t have anything to do with Marmite, apart from the fact that it’s jar shaped, and the same colour as a pot of the black stuff. It could just as easily be Sainsbury’s value jam money jar (other jams are available), but because it’s a Marmite Money Jar, it’s inexplicably wonderful, and I want one. Heck, I want two.

4. Star Wars Talking Plush Cuddly Toys

Chewie

Chewie

More specifically: Chewbacca. He’s cuddly and you can sit him on your bed, safe in the knowledge that no right-minded burglar is going to challenge a guard-wookie and his army of teddy minions while you’re at work.

3. Cozy Plush Microwaveable Bagpuss

Bagpuss

Bagpuss

It’s Bagpuss, and he keeps you warm. The fact that this is available to humanity makes me realise just how wonderful the world really is sometimes.

2. Remote Control A-Team Van

100% More Neeson

100% More Neeson

Really? I mean, really? I have to explain why this is cool? By owning this van, you’ve instantly become 100% more like Liam Neeson than you were before, and I don’t want to live in a world where “being more like Liam Neeson” isn’t one of the most honourable goals a man can set himself.

1. AK47 Automatic Water Pistol

AK47 Water Pistol

AK47 Water Pistol

The problem with doing this list is that the top two items in particular are so unbearably awesome that it’s nigh-on impossible to describe them without just repeating, over and over again, that they’re so unbearably awesome that it’s nigh-on impossible to… You see my point.

Anyway, this is an officially endorsed AK47 automatic water pistol, that fires actual water bullets, shooting 4 per second up to 8 metres with enough water for approximately 60 seconds of continuous firing. Awesome doesn’t even cover it, this is absolutely chuffin’ excellent.